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After having spent more time out than in following his graduation from Xavier's and basically overstaying his welcome in the room for the summer, Nathan's finally moving out into the city with his brother for well and good. It's perhaps a surprisingly quiet exit for such a loud boy - but he does run into his closest friend along the way for a rather heartfelt farewell.

( Didn't think I was going to live here forever and push a mop around after all these little powered-wankers until I dried up and keeled over, did you? No. Thank. You. I've got my own life to get on with, adventures to have whilst avoiding arrest, women to dirty and mind-altering class-As I've got to get in before my brain stops developing. Interesting facial hair to grow. )

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For Nathan's birthday - which just so happens to fall on St. Patrick's Day weekend - Nathan and his brother have a mind to celebrate in stereotypical teenage-Irish-American fashion: with an absurd amount of drinking. ~~Barry~~ Simon B., Alisha, Eileen, Noriko, and Curtis drop in here and there to wish him Many Happy Returns. Or just to see if all of Nathan's family is as messed up as he is.

The usual warnings for Nathan generally always being offensive in language and content.

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( Now see here, you and I are Irish with genuine accents and inherently sad faces and everything, the whole seasonal bullshite package! )

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( He can't possibly be as...Nathan as Nathan...the stars have to be out of whack and fucking Mars has to collide with Venus to get his particular brand of crazy. )

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( You haven't said anything about wanking, bollocks, or donkeyfucking since you sat down, so I guess you must not have inherited the same busted brain-to-mouth filter. )

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( Dog fence...what every girl dreams she can grow up to be. )

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( Blink twice if this is a hostage situation. )

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In London, a boy named Jamie meets his father for the first time. It goes less than well.

Meanwhile, in New York... In a world of super-powered mutant kids as a matter of course, Nathan's about to get a phone call even he couldn't have anticipated. Guest starring Noriko as the (ignored) Voice of Reason.

( Nathan's giant penis palace. You'll have a shock at the rock of our cock, we've all the meat you can eat, all female customers satisfied - all sales final. What's yer pleasure? )

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( You can't die, Nathan...I don't think it's your academic results they'd be after. You should have Tessa check him out before you meet him. )

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( All these years you never had a brother - why'd it suddenly matter today? )

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Nathan realises that Simon is not planning to stay at the school after graduation. Oops?

( I certainly don't want to go to all the trouble involved with housebreaking some snotty-nosed little freshman. I like the way I've broken you in already! )

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Nathan gets Alisha to take him shopping for the ugly sweater party. She gets more than she bargained for when she realizes he's buying her one, too. Snarky sibling-like banter and maybe even a serious thing wedged in the middle.

( I'm cute as a pile of puppies vomming up rainbow coloured marshmallows! )

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Alisha and Jack curl up on the couch for some TV-time, which Nathan interrupts with some yelling and flailing - which leads to more yelling, as well as wrangling, name-calling, and... maybe a plan for Alisha.

( How exactly am I the bad guy here? )

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Alisha, Simon and Nathan see Curtis/Melissa kissing Pietro and want answers, already tense from being female in a party situation means things really don't go smoothly at all.

( Were you just filming your junk to show some special lady? Right here, in the middle of all the students, you shameless slut-beast! )

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Kitty leaves her latest project unattended in the kitchen for a few minutes. Nathan attends it. And then attends it. Poor Kitty is properly horrified. He's had worse introductions!

( Well, I didn't expect you to go and put pancake batter in it! )

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At the birthday bash, Alisha and Nathan are soaking up some sun when Harley crashes the conversation. Nathan dutifully attempts to corrupt Harley, Alisha tries to keep things in hand, and Harley... gets drunk.

( And you can't leave me alone with the baby, not now! A girl needs her mum-figure in her life! )

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Scott and Nathan meet, and somehow Nathan doesn't come away with new, aerodynamic holes in him.

( You shoot bullets out of your fucking eyes?! )

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Nathan helps Jeanne-Marie make contact with his roommate again--in his particularly Nathan way.

( M'not about to get entangled in your treacherous widow's web again, so forget that. )

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Wherein Noriko kinda breaks Nathan's heart...

( Well we were about to have a totally epic makeout session that would end you for all other lovers, until you went and got all tongue-shy! )

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Nathan tries to get Kevin to lighten up, annoying him along the way.

( I don't take risks with my powers, because people would die if I did. )

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Betsy and Nathan bump into each other in the hedge maze and have a baffling exchange.

( How boring is that? You couldn't even have slummed it for a wild five minutes before you went and found a boy your parents would approve. )

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After exchanging some texts, Nathan stops by to visit River, who is doing relatively good right then. (Also known as the thread where we realised Nathan was River's Kaylee. Weirder things have happened!)

( No, I don't think I will join your gang, sorry. I'm allergic to guns and rainbow bandanas both. )

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Nathan's secondary mutant ability is to trip over the other student's triggers completely unintentionally. And he's offensive enough on purpose! Coming across Felix in front of the TV and striking up a chat, they discuss drag queens, their relative uselessness to their squad, and almost-compliment each other before he says exactly the wrong thing, and poor Felix survives the trauma without doing horrible things in retaliation.

( Are you sure you're fully equipped to be jumping to conclusions of logic like that? I don't want to be responsible for your straining yourself. )

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Now that Laura's back at the school and re-integrating with the student population, her resident Bad Influence makes his latest attempt... And they maybe have a Moment with more gravity than that while they're at it. Warnings for Cheetos, a reference to Dolphin Sex, srs Facility-talk, and FEELS.

( You're a person, like it or otherwise. Maybe a wolf-girl, but that still counts as a person. )

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Nathan talks Barry into walking to SC and back for much needed supplies. There's a surprising amount of serious discussion about recent events and reunited persons, even with the shoplifting and vending machine abuse.

( When did our lives get so complicated? )

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Alisha and Nathan are reunited at long last. There's probably some reason why Alisha didn't rush to meet him right away, but even with her bitchy evasiveness and his, well, being Nathan, you can tell they sort of kind of grudgingly missed each other.

( We could call ourselves ASBO and the Shitheads...Wait! Shithead and the ASBOs. I'll be Shithead, the face man! You can play tambourine or something, but whatever, you'll really just be there to keep the group from looking a total sausagefest. And none of that Yoko Ono bullshit, either. )

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After Nathan meets Jeanne-Marie and she tells him how sweet and charming Simon is, Nathan has to let Simon know he has an opening with her. Movie plans are made. ~~And so the trap is set.~~

( You could lead a horse to water, but you couldn't make him put the moves on it. ...Or could you? )

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Entries tagged with revenant

Nathan and Simon B. - A Fond Farewell

Operation: Never Sober (Nathan's Birthday) - Backdated to 3/15

Nathan and... Who's Jaime? Backdated to 07/03/2014

Nathan and Simon - Backdated

Alisha & Nathan, Backdated to 16/12/2013

Alisha, Jack, and Nathan, backdated to September 16

The Misfits at Halloween

Kitty & Nathan, Friday Morning

Alisha, Nathan, and Harley, backdated to July 13

Scott and Nathan, Saturday Afternoon

Nathan and Jeanne-Marie, middle of the party

Nathan and Noriko - Masquerade

Kevin and Nathan, Backdated to July 19

Betsy and Nathan (August 3)

Nathan and River

Felix & Nathan, Tuesday Afternoon

Laura & Nathan, Monday Afternoon

Simon B. & Nathan, Backdated to 24/05/13

Alisha & Nathan, Backdated to 14/06/13

Nathan and Simon (and JM on IM) - Backdated to May 6

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