Philip and Clint, Monday Morning

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Philip and Clint head to Maryland to stay with Philip's grandparents for Christmas, but it's rocky from the very start.

( I'm telling you, they aren't going to judge you for anything. Do I lie to you? )

Clint and Victoria, Monday Afternoon

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Philip's grandmother helps Clint figure out why he's there. Also, they go shoot things.

( I thought I'd come out and show you some of the more interesting targets I have set up, unless Philip turned you off company entirely. )

Philip and Clint, Monday Afternoon

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In which Clint learns about zakuski, Philip is remorseful, they both get drunk on vodka, and then find out that alcohol regresses Philip to his proper age. Also, Clint learns about Philip's secret mutation. At least, he thinks he does.

( Now, I will teach you a thing of Russia... )